Famous Jewish [Porn] Stars
Posted by lchaimlover on April 6, 2007
I was looking through interesting Jewish websites looking for something to write about. I intended to write about G-d, but my attention was distracted by the words “Jewish” and “Porn”. Sorry Hashem, you just got upstages fir a moment.
Ever heard of Joanna Angel? Don’t answer that as it may incriminate you. Apparently she is a (semi) observant Jewish porn star. People sometimes make fun of me for wearing pants, but this a whole new level of tznius. Her Israeli mother is apparently quite supportive of her daughter’s blossoming career, “I only want her to be happy,” she said.
Speaking of Angel can only bring to mind the most famous Naked Semite, Ron Jeremy. He actually just released his autobiography which I bought for a dear White Fro friend recently. He claims to be the greatest own star that ever lived and while I can’t attest to this, his book promises to be very interesting. I’ll definitely be borrowing it after my friend is done.
So when anyone says Jews are nerds, or what have Jews ever done that is so great, just let them know that we’ve unleashed Joanna and Jeremy onto the world. The Elders of Zion are with you my children, go forth and change our image.
G-D SQUAD said
Trust me, having sex with lots of different people who are not Jewish is nothing new for Jewish people, and it never helped our “image” before, and I don’t see how it helps anything now.
The Tanach is pretty rife in some sections with the allure of sexual relations with non-Jews, and our people’s surrender to those desires. One of the main reasons (I propose) why we still exist as a distinct people today is because of our (eventual) success at not having sex or intimate relationships with non-Jews.
So, I say sarcastically, kol hakavod to Angel and Ron! Thanks for giving the Jewish people a great name!
alilyamongthorns said
wait, Ron Jeremy’s Jewish?
Oyster said
There’s a playboy playmate who also was raised Jewish, and spoke about her Bat Mitzvah in the magazine.
If you read JewSchool or Jewlicious, you hear about them every now & then…
And yes, ALilyAmongThorns. Ron Jeremy is very much Jewish. All of him.
Friar Yid said
There is also an old story, quite possibly apocryphal, involving twin granddaughters of a prominent American poskim posing nude for a porn mag, but supposedly the photos never ran as someone paid off the owner.
Jeff said
Don’t forget Nina Hartley…
challahbackgirl said
Ron Jeremy is up to an bus trip with a Pastor who started the anti-porn site http://www.XXXchurch.com according to the Forward. They are on a tour of the “Great Porn Debate” For more information, visit http://www.porndebate.com.
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mike said
Also there is Heather Pink….
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Tim said
#2 Wait, ron Jeremy’s Jewish?
A Lily Among Thorns has found the perfect guy to marry. He’s even better looking than her.
Oyster said
Yes moron, he’s Jewish. And I wouldn’t be so quick to insult people, considering that the odds that you’re a supermodel are quite slim…
Feel free to write back when you’re ready to not come off as a jerk.
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Jon said
Don’t forget the great Nina Hartley!
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Fuckjews said
I only jerk off to the chosen ones.
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to tears! I go around doing nothing all day long. There isn’t a stitch of work for me to do!” “I can’t understand you,” replied God. “There’s plenty of work to be done you’ve got to have more initiative. Why don’t you try to lead people into sin? That’s your job!” “Lead people into sin!” muttered the Evil Spirit contemptuously. “Why, Lord even before I can get a chance to say a blessed word to anyone he has already gone and sinned!”
fuckbag21 said
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yoman13 said
saying that jewish ppl should not be having sex with non jews is so racist. the jews of all ppl should know whats its like to be discriminated against more then any other race. iam not jewish and i find jewish women very attractive and if i wanna date or have sex with one. why do you have a problem with it? i dont care if my sister or a non jewish women dates a jewish man. this is 2009 we have a black president now. its time to stop all the race crap.
Listen to me! said
Don’t call yourself a Jew if you can’t follow gods law. So apparently your still a jew if you do: A: Sell your body. B: kill inocent people. C:Express sexual desires for your own needs. Don’t call yourself a Jew if you can’t follow the Torah or Gods Law.
Listen to me! said
It is a matter you cannot understand Yoman. When a Jew has sex with A non-jew it makes things more difficult, and in a way destroys the meaning, and purpose behind it. A Christian cannot understand Jewish law. The same A Jew cannot understand enough about Christianity. When a person marries someone of a different religion they have to make choices: A: pick what religion they wish to keep in their family. B decide what is best for the kids. C: Try to learn more about their religion as to understand it. D:It is more difficult for a family of both religion, since it’s like trying to look from two point of view at once. Exactly the same for a relationship. E:Unless your willing to learn, or change your religion you minus well keep your distance, and keep at bay. Bassicaly A jewish family is more pure then a mixed one, and remains more intact. You probaply didn’t even read this. Did you?
Listen to me! said
My father was Jewish, but my mother was Orthodox. Since the father cared more about the mom, and kids he kept the family Orthodox. I might someday revert since I share more in common with my dad, then my mom.
yoman13 said
well i really dont care if jews have a problem with non jews having sex with jews. i have been with about 10 jewish women and they give the best blow jobs and the best pussys..idk what it is but damn… and i will continue to sleep with as many as i can. i have the biggest crush on sarah silverman i think she is so sexy and i bet she great in bed. i also like elaine from senfield. and that joanna angels pussy looks like its very good.
Sarah Silverman said
Your not a jew if you don’t follow jewish law. How many jews are even kosher in america: 15-30%. If you masturbate or have sex with tons of woman just to fulfill your sexual desire your nothing of a jew. Judaism has laws that should be followed to be a jew. A jew is someone of who studies, and follows jewish law it is not a label or title: even thought society thinks it is.
yoman13 said
ya iam not a jew, and i dont care if you jewish men dont like that the jewish women love my big cock and cant get enough of it. and the real sarah silverman would love it once i ate that hot jewish pussy for hours b4 i gave her my 9 inch slong until she could walk right for days. i have jewish facial features so sometimes ill lie and say iam jewish and they always belive me. haha so like or not iam gonna continue to sleep with hot jewish women.
Pie is good, doesn't make it true. said
Then she’s not a jew. Anyone can say there a jew doesn’t make them a jew. A jew follows jewish law.
Pie is good, doesn't make it true. said
You’d be having sex with a non-jew, not an actual jew.
Jew said
Yoman13, you have to understand something about Jews. We do not think we are better. The belief is that we have a job (bringing Gd down to this world) and the non-Jews have a job (making sure the physical world runs). We were given a 613 room palace and you were given a 7 room penthouse. We have to maintain and pay taxes on the 613 room palace, and you have to do so on the penthouse, but what do you think is easier to do? We were given a task (613 commandments) and the rewards are great, but it doesnt mean we think we’re better, AND you get the SAME reward if all you do is follow your 7 commandments!! In a way, you have it better! It’s a like a heart surgeon healing hearts and a brain surgeon healing brains. Both doctors, just different feilds. Jews are one kind of doctor, Non-Jews another. Different roles, same idea.
Judaism beleives that each person has a certain expression of soul. It’s like the film of our souls are in the next world and are projected on to the screen of this world. Jews and Non-Jews have the same souls, they are just projected differently. A Jewish soul and a non-Jewish soul are non-compatable, just like two souls of the same gender are non-compatable. Physical and emotional relationships work between people regardless of their souls, so homosexuals are capable of having loving relationships and intermarriage unfortunalty can work. At the end of the day, these souls are clashing. So the Torah forbids relationships with Non-Jews because it is saying, “You will enjoy the sex, you may build up true love. But in the end, your sould will remain hungry! So for YOUR sake, do not have relationships with non-Jews, or you will remain following physical desires and nothing more.” Judaism goes beyond the physical and if there is anything that drags us away from the mystical and spiritual, we set up laws to prevent it. If you are having sex with Jewish women for your own pleasure, you are a selfish, selfish man. If you think you are doing it for their sake as well, just know you are killing them spiritually, even if both of you enjoy it physically. There is more to life than physicallity. You can lose your legs tomorrow, but you are still YOU. You are not a body, you are a soul. Feed your soul, not your animalistic instincts.
Pie is good, doesn't make it true. said
Jew: couldn’t expain it any better. Everyone is about the physical, but religion such as this involves dedicating yourself to it. How many women have you slept with Yoman? 20-10, either way you took something away from them: that once taken away can’t be taken back. What are you doing disscusing Judaism? You follow no law.