Heads Up! Matisyahu’s Coming to Town! Nice Jewish Girls GONE BAD!

Tonight, at the Red Devil Lounge, according to our friends of the Second Saturday Jew Crew:

Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad is a refreshing mix of comedy, music and show-stopping burlesque, told by the gals who learned to smoke at Hebrew School, got drunk at their Bat-Mitzvahs and would rather have more schtuppa than the chupah. These badass chosen chicks boldly dare to deconstruct years of tradition, expectations and guilt in a fast-paced vaudeville extravaganza, complete with kick lines, comedy,pasties and a rendition of “L’chaim” with a fist in the mouth. This ain’t yo’ mama’s “Fiddler”.

Looks pretty racy. I’m just thankful that the ‘jinji’ is using the shamash to light her Clinton Special. Oy! Brunette! Put down the Manishewitz and pick up a bottle of Baron Herzog! Well, if Heeb is behind it, so am I. ‘Second Saturday’, for those of you who don’t know, is just the dopest Jew-party there is in the Bay Area. Why the name? I don’t know. I still haven’t figured it out. It’s kinda mysterious that way. Oh yeah, they’re having the next edition of their phat party this Saturday. More on that later.

Matisyahu, the break-through record-selling Jewish rap / hip-hop / reggae artist (“formerly” of JDub Records) is coming to the Bay Area! You could go see him at his show in Berkeley, but if you wanna go with a bunch of the Tribe to see his performance in San Jose, then register through the Silicon Valley Young Adults Division (SVYAD). Only a few tickets left, so enough with the futzing already!