Boy I wish these hot politicians were Jewish
Posted by jlifer on September 21, 2006
I first saw Gavin Newsom at the Israel rally in San Francisco. He was tall, impressive, and accompanied by two bodyguards. The face didn’t connect immediately with the photographs I’ve seen in the papers. I walked by him, trying to at least brush my arm against his sleeve. I envisioned him to be a big shot Jewish businessman, or a hot lobbyist for AIPAC. My friend quickly informed of his real identity and goy status.
“Damn,” I thought. “Why can’t hot politicians be Jewish?” Like instead of Newsom, his last name would be Neusbaum. And he’d wear a kippah and I’d run into him at shul. (I would go to shul if hot Jewish politicians were there.)
Instead we have Lieberman.