Oy Bay!

"My heart is in the east, and I in the uttermost west." — Yehudah Ha-Levi

I WANT…NAY I NEED TO BE JEWISH!!!!

Posted by whitefrodude on September 6, 2007

Top ten reasons non-Jews wish they were Jews

10. Stoners love the fact that we have a thing called the High Holidays

 

 

 

 

 

9. Look at these hot jews

 

8. We have two of the biggest pornstars (Ron Jeremy and Jenna Jamison)

7. We can use the excuse “Sorry I eat kosher” when presented with a food that looks disgusting

6. We can work on Christmas and Easter for time and half and not have to worry about missing family gatherings (well except for dinner at the Chinese food restaurant

5. We can wear kippot to cover up any bald spots we might have

4. We have holidays that encourage you to get drunk

3. It’s a mitzvah to pleasure your wife (doubly so on Shabbas)

2. Jewish Grandmother’s Food

1. If you get into an accident you know in your immediate family you have a doctor to fix you, a lawyer to sue the guy that hit you, and a film maker to shoot a re-enactment


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2 Responses to “I WANT…NAY I NEED TO BE JEWISH!!!!”

  1. minsky said

    An additional advantage, is that you have an IQ high-enough to earn any extra dimes you need for parking fines, side-dishes, or trips abroad. It comes in handy when you want to shape public policy, debates, and set the agenda.

    https://oybay.wordpress.com/2007/08/29/embrace-jewish-power/#comment-19465

  2. lchaimlover said

    ha. ha. ha.

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