Jewish pickup lines
Posted by kneidalach on November 30, 2007
don’t worry i won’t passover you
are you the milk or the honey i was promised?
you bring the apples i’ll bring the honey
God just told me there was going to be a flood and i’ve decided to save you
want to go fiddle on a roof?
can i put out your burning bush?
lets do it adam and eve style, behinde some bushes
once you go jew no christian will do
you must not be kosher for passover because you’re makeing my matza rise
do you want to spin my dreidel?
That’s a nice-looking yarmulke you’re wearing, but it would look even better lying next to my bed tomorrow morning.
I’ll take you to the promise land.
Let me see your shirt tag, that’s right, made in Eden.
women are not called up to the torah but may I call you up at home?
can i dip my maror in your charoset?
hey whale, do you wanna swallow my jonah?
You had me at Shalom
Do you wanna see my haftorah portion?
I got a trust fund for my bar mitzvah, what’d you get?
Why don’t you slide your matzoh balls o’er here next to my gefilte fish.
You know how it is with Jewish culture, everything begins at sundown!
You must be Eve, let me see if you have a belly button.
Here have a coupon, good for one free date.
Are you a pomegranate? Cause you just left a stain on my heart.
Let’s climb the date palm and go straight to the date.
I think I’ve lost my page number. Can I have yours?
Won’t you bimah, bimah baby tonight.
I may bless God that “He did not make me a woman”, but I’m sure glad He made you one!