Oy Bay!

"My heart is in the east, and I in the uttermost west." — Yehudah Ha-Levi

Hannukah Balls Battle for the Heart of San Francisco

Posted by Oyster on December 24, 2008

I wonder what the rest of the Matzo tastes like...

I wonder what the rest of the Matzo tastes like...

It turns out that no less than four separate Jewish mega-parties have been planned for Christmas Eve here in the San Francisco Bay Area. The private Jew-party factory known as LetMyPeopleGo has partnered with JDate and has imploded apparently, Heeb Magazine is launching the SF version of its contrarian NY anti-Matzo Ball party known as Heebonism, their for-profit arch-villain has headed over the Bay Bridge to seek refuge in Berkeley (their ultra-slick website seems to scream “we’re corporate and afraid to say that we’re Jewish!”), and of course there’s the local favorite, the SF Jewish Federation Young Adult Division’s Latke Ball. Where-ever you end up tomorrow, please drink responsibly. You wouldn’t want to wake up realizing that you shtupped a goy by mistake. j/k!

Happy Hannukah!

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